Doodles???

What in the hell is a doodle??? According to my son it's not the cute little squiggly things people draw when bored out of their skull. It's his "thingie". Where he got that term, I haven't a clue. That's the first time I've heard a penis called that. I'm reading the Kama Sutra right and it calls the man's private part the "lingham" and the woman's the "yoni". My step m-i-l used to call the girls' yoni a "froggie". I googled "pet names for private areas" and the first ranking return was at Yahoo Answers "Do your private parts have pet names?" Here are some of the responses: For her: ladys garden Puffin beaver Little Miss flower Tinkle foo foo Lu Lu front bum minnie moo wilma tu-tu's betty lou plum moo moo minnie popo muffy birdie kitty tweetie For him: Rod Straight Love cannon My friend downstairs willies winkle dinkie ABC.... ***-balls-connector mickey Not sure which: noonoo ninkynonk nonny cooch Here's a list at Hitched Magazine if you're up for more naughty and silly pet names. WOMEN Va-jay-jay Lady Business Lady Parts Hoo-Ha Chotch Cootchie Box Princess Miss Kitty Na-Na Taco Belle MEN Schlong Unit Pokey Hoodilly Mr. P Junk Peen Wang Pe-nay-nay "D" Silver Surfer Do you have any different ones? I know most people use these nicknames to protect their young childrens' innocence. Some are just being weird. Some are repeating what they learned as children. Somehow, I think my editor would have a conniption if I used any of these in an erotic romance. Come on. How sexy or romantic is "minnie" or "junk"? Don't miss my post tomorrow at Total-E-Bound's Hitting the Hot Spot blog about how "I want to spank my characters". :) You'll also want to see what Amarinda Jones, Anika Hamilton, Anny Cook, Barbara Huffert, Brynn Paulin, Bronwyn Green, Dakota Rebel, Kelly Kirch, Molly Daniels, Sandra Cox, Regina Carlysle, and Cindy Spencer Pape are up to, so make sure to visit them also. :)