Sunday, March 01, 2009

Adult toys, blogs, and the very sexy liberator

Wow! I was actually just looking for a new website design when I found this advertisement for the Liberator, that kinky piece of furniture above that's designed to give couples the option of more liberating and different sexual positions. The whole site, You Won't Go Blind, is full of great adult links like the one for the amazing Liberator. I found adult blogs, free erotic stories, lots of lingerie and sex toys, etc. And all I was looking for was a second website design for my other author name for a sweet romance that's coming out soon. Since my editor doesn't want that name and story associated with Ashley Ladd - gee, I wonder why? I'm hurt. I have to start yet another blog. This is my main blog, but I also blog on my My Space blog - occasionally when I remember, the 5th of every month at Hitting the Hot Spot, the 19th of every month at Rom Erotica Writers blog, and now every Saturday at The Deadly Vixens blog. That's all. And now I have to make yet another blog for my other author name? I was hoping to find another premade blog (really read this - DON'T SPEND TOO MUCH MONEY! or you might read it CHEAPSKATE. or you might read it STRESSED OUT MOM WITH A HUGE FOOD BILL BECAUSE OF MUCHO KIDS WHO DON'T WORK YET BUT WHO NEED TO GET OFF THEIR LAZY ARSES, FIND A JOB, AND HELP PAY THE BILLS!) where I might have to share the design with a couple people, but hopefully not too many like the totally free layouts or a home made layout (READ I'M A WRITER NOT AN ARTIST AND THE DAUGHTER ARTIST STILL NEEDS TO GET OFF HER LAZY ARSE AND AT LEAST DESIGN A FREE BLOG LAYOUT FOR HER DEAR OLD MOM WHO PAYS FOR ALL HER FOOD AND CLOTHING ETC ETC). Oh well. I know you're not used to ME yelling so much on the blog. Maybe I'm just FED UP with my LAZY ADULT KIDS FREELOADING OFF ME! Okay, now I have that off my chest - at least for the moment. I can breath again and stop yelling. So far, I only found other blogs to surf that my design company designed for other people. I didn't find any premade designs this time. I saw "QUICKIES", but no, they're not the same as our (erotic romance writers) "quickies". These were $100 plus blog layouts. I was hoping more for something like $50 and under, better yet $25. I should know that in this economy the price of everything else has gone up, thus so would blog layouts. So, I'll surf for other web designers even though I like the company otherwise that designed this blog layout and my layout at www.ashleyladd.com (check it out if you haven't). And if you get bored, check out that Liberator. Boy would I like to! But hubby can barely walk anymore so this would probably kill him - even to think about it. But maybe...maybe I can dream about it and feature it in one of my stories and live vicariously. You'll also want to see what Amarinda Jones, Anika Hamilton, Anny Cook, Barbara Huffert, Brynn Paulin, Bronwyn Green, Dakota Rebel, Kelly Kirch, Molly Daniels, Sandra Cox, Regina Carlysle, and Cindy Spencer Pape are up to, so make sure to visit them also. :)

4 comments:

Amarinda Jones said...

Well - that was a hell of a picture to see at 4:30am on a Monday morning - quite the eye opener...as always - most informative Ash

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Amarinda Jones said...

oops...that second comment was me...see? I have no idea what I am doing at 4:30am...

Aji said...

I recently came accross your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I dont know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.


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